The long Independence Day holiday weekend allowed ample time to both celebrate and catch up on deferred household chores.
Series killer
“Adventures in Home Improvement,”
Episode 1,249: In which our heroes make
the genuinely shocking discovery
that the bathroom outlet is not on the circuit
they thought it was.
The Daily Compost 
LOL
I wasn’t done commenting, WordPress, but thank you for your responsiveness. I was going to say: LOL. At least, I hope it’s funny and not tragic!
Perhaps I should add a note that says: No home improvers were permanently harmed in the making of this poem, though one had quite a buzz until around dinner time. 😉
Hahaha, you might want to do that!