It’s time to produce some more proof that I’ve been writing like mad, just not writing blog posts.
Refracted
light bends when it passes
through liquid
the degree of distortion
varies according to the fluid
density
you are so twisted
the only way to get a straight
shot of you is through
a glass half-empty
The Daily Compost 
That’s it, pour it on.
Kind of a neat trick, eh?